Brian dislikes:

• fuzzy thinking
• ambiguous language
• low signal-to-noise ratios on Usenet
• excessive taxation. That is, high taxes but little service. High taxes with good service I can handle.

Brian hates:

• line-ups
• large crowds
• malfunctioning bureaucracy
• the Christmas rush

Brian despises:

• dishonesty
• hypocrisy
• incompetence
• U turns
• drivers who don't use signal lights
• high banking fees
• double standards